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Live Aboard Your Boat While At Home

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  1. Sleep on the shelf in your closet.
  2. Replace the closet door with a curtain.
  3. Four hours after you go to sleep, have your wife whip open the curtain, shine a flashlight in your eyes, and mumble: "Your watch!".
  4. Put a wall across the middle of your bathtub and move the shower head down to chest level.
  5. When taking showers, shut off the water while soaping.
  6. Put lube oil in your humidifier instead of water and set it to high.

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You need to tear $50 bills up while standing in the shower also!9/2/2008 1:39:06 PM
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